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From Prophet Of Allah Shall Allahu Alayhi wa Sallam (peace and blessings of God be on him) SAID: "By God that Grips My SOUL No Longer JESUS Son Of Maryam Will Come Down to you As A Fair JUDGE. He Will Break Crosses, Kill Swine, And Abolish the TAX (Cancel the TAX) And (then) ABUNDANT WEALTH, No One is willing to receive Zakat (Time No One Eligible to Receive Zakat) And Bow Down to One is better than his whole WORLD!

Thursday, 1 September 2011

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28 year old woman
Irvington, Illinois, United States
seeking men 24-36
within 50 miles of Centralia, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'4" (163cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
I'll tell you later
Drink:
Social Drinker

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I happen to live in a crazy small town where it is incredibly hard to meet anyone. If I was looking for alchoholics who ride a bike or guys who make a hobby out of buying lithium batteries, I would be set! :) Unfortunately, I tend to aim a little higher. Thus I have to use this site to branch out.

I love to laugh and am looking for someone who will keep that going. I tend to have a more sarcastic, quirky personality. I love conversations that are ridiculous and basically about nothing. Think Seinfeld. These are what usually tend to pique my interest. So you want discuss how to form a successful homeless person street band? I'm with you! Want to discuss what role each of us would play if we were to rob a bank? Sure, I say, why not? :) This is not to say that I don't have any depth to me and that I cannot hold an intelligent conversation. I, of course, can, but I choose not to take life too seriously. Life, with all of its stuggles and responsibilities, can bring you down, so why let it? Here is the kicker, EVERYONE thinks they have a phenomenal personality, but we can't all now can we? :)

I just graduated with my Bachelors. It was a long hard road, but I'm so thankful I'm finished. Now my goal is set towards my Masters. Even if it takes me until I am 50 I am bound and determined to finish!


I have a 5 yr old daughter. She is gorgeous, sweet, and soooo smart! I am a proud mom for sure. Let me be clear. I'm not on here trying to find a "dad" for my kid. She already has one, and a great one at that. I'm looking to find companionship, someone to spend time and have fun with, but whoever I do spend any time with has to like kids and be open to and understanding that I have a child and responsibilities.

As a side note: I am more likely to respond to those who actually send me out an email, rather than a "wink". They say first impressions are everything, and online, messages are those impressions. Just sayin...:)
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Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports and exercise:
Aerobics, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
Exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Virgo
I'll tell you later
Favorite Hot Spots:
I'm pretty lame because I can't list a "hot spot" of mine. But I would love to someday go visit Italy. It's actually on my bucket list. :)
Favorite Things:
As far as music goes I love pretty much anything especially the folk-ish type like Ray Lamontagne, Adele, Ingrid Michaelson. I hands down love comedies! Sad to say I tend to be a reality tv junkie. Sad I know! :)
Last Read:
The last thing I read was "The Ultramind Solution". I like anything health related or autobiographies.
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Height:
5'4" (163cms)
5'6" (168cms) to 6'5" (196cms)
Body type:
About average
About average, Athletic and toned, Stocky
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Blonde
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Student
No preference
I do hold a full-time job but that is something I can go more into should anyone want to know.
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
Yes, they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, they live away from home, Yes, they live at home
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Bachelors degree
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Saturday, 27 August 2011

God bless 'U' UNI-12



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29 year old woman
Fairview Heights, Illinois, United States
seeking men 25-35
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I'd love to sell you on how great of a person I am by listing my many great achievements, but unfortunately I only have 3714 characters remaining in this text box, and I'm pretty sure my awesomeness can't be fully explored in such a short space. (Not only that, but if you ever meet my father, I'm sure he'll bore you to death by broadcasting my accomplishments while sending creepy "I don't have a gun, but I don't need one for what I'll do to you if you touch my daughter" vibes.) 
Instead, I'm going to go about things a little differently and list every single reason why you should think twice about sending an electronic wink anywhere in my vicinity. That way, I'm relieved of any responsibility should you end up stranded on the side of the road in the middle of Arizona in your boxers with nothing but a moldy grapefruit and a water bottle full of some sort of cloudy, yellowish liquid as a result of contacting me via Match.com. Consider yourself warned...

Firstly, I am extremely impulsive. At first glance, this may seem like a positive, but I assure you that when we've booked our flight and lined up the hotel reservations for our trip to Cancun, you're gonna be a little miffed when I decide at the last minute we'd be better off staying at a dingy hostel somewhere in Europe. Secondly, I'm very ambitious and persuasive. I'm sure you're saying, "Oh, great! A girl who knows what she wants!" Don't kid yourself. This trait is nothing but good, old-fashioned manipulation. 
So, if it's 2 a.m. and I've somehow convinced you that we should go for a run in the middle of a thunderstorm, don't blame me. You're just the victim of a girl who "knows what she wants." Thirdly, I'm extremely complicated. I will most likely at some point tell you one thing but mean something entirely different. Any experienced man knows that this is a very common tactic used with women, and I bask in the fact that I have perfected it. For example, "No, I'm not mad," with eyes averted means, "You're on thin ice," whereas, "No, I'm not mad," with a subtle smile and fleeting eye contact means, "You've hurt my feelings, but I'm too stinking proud to admit it." Of course, "No, I'm not mad," with a vigorous head shake and a short giggle means I'm legitimately not mad. 
It has taken me years to perfect these techniques, and it takes just as long for my counterpart to decipher meanings from them, so please don't beat yourself up if you haven't mastered these by the third date. However, after an adequate training period, if you are still having trouble discerning my intended meaning behind my subtly nuanced answers, you may find yourself in a situation similar to that outlined in paragraph one. Fourthly, I'm extremely honest. 
I know, that's exactly what you want in a girl, right? Well, when we're three dates in and I'm just not feeling a connection, I most assuredly will not sugar-coat my lack of interest. Perhaps a better word to describe this character flaw would be tactlessness; I am sometimes hopelessly tactless. If I think your outfit looks like it belongs on a poodle in a three-ringed circus, I won't hesitate to say so. If I think your mother is the long lost sister of Satan, I will be sure to make my opinion known. On the flip side, if I think you're the greatest thing since aluminum water bottles, I'll be sure to tell you that, too.
 Lastly, I absolutely hate drama. Yet again, this seems like a positive quality on the surface, but upon further inspection.....oh wait...nope, this is all positive. Pretty sure there's no way to spin that in a negative light.

If you're still reading, I assume that means you're still considering messaging me (which means you're either a glutton for punishment or just plain crazy). If that's the case....DO IT ALREADY!!! I'd love to hear from you! Of all the words you might use to describe hanging out with me (i.e., challenging, complicated, frightening, etc.) I assure you that boring isn't one of them!
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Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports and exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Dancing, Running, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Volleyball
Exercise habits:
Exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs, Fish
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Taurus
Illinois College, Jacksonville, IL
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Height:
5'5" (165cms)
5'3" (160cms) to 8'11" (272cms)
Body type:
Slender
Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Brown, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Black, Dark brown
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No Answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference
Languages:
English, German, Spanish
English, Spanish
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
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