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28 year old woman
Irvington, Illinois, United States

seeking men 24-36
within 50 miles of Centralia, Illinois, United States

Relationship:

Never Married

Have kids:

Yes, they live at home (1)

Want kids:

Someday

Ethnicity:

White / Caucasian

Body type:

About average

Height:

5'4" (163cms)

Faith:

Christian / Other

Smoke:

I'll tell you later

Drink:

Social Drinker

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I happen to live in a crazy small town where it is incredibly hard to meet anyone. If I was looking for alchoholics who ride a bike or guys who make a hobby out of buying lithium batteries, I would be set! :) Unfortunately, I tend to aim a little higher. Thus I have to use this site to branch out.

I love to laugh and am looking for someone who will keep that going. I tend to have a more sarcastic, quirky personality. I love conversations that are ridiculous and basically about nothing. Think Seinfeld. These are what usually tend to pique my interest. So you want discuss how to form a successful homeless person street band? I'm with you! Want to discuss what role each of us would play if we were to rob a bank? Sure, I say, why not? :) This is not to say that I don't have any depth to me and that I cannot hold an intelligent conversation. I, of course, can, but I choose not to take life too seriously. Life, with all of its stuggles and responsibilities, can bring you down, so why let it? Here is the kicker, EVERYONE thinks they have a phenomenal personality, but we can't all now can we? :)

I just graduated with my Bachelors. It was a long hard road, but I'm so thankful I'm finished. Now my goal is set towards my Masters. Even if it takes me until I am 50 I am bound and determined to finish!


I have a 5 yr old daughter. She is gorgeous, sweet, and soooo smart! I am a proud mom for sure. Let me be clear. I'm not on here trying to find a "dad" for my kid. She already has one, and a great one at that. I'm looking to find companionship, someone to spend time and have fun with, but whoever I do spend any time with has to like kids and be open to and understanding that I have a child and responsibilities.

As a side note: I am more likely to respond to those who actually send me out an email, rather than a "wink". They say first impressions are everything, and online, messages are those impressions. Just sayin...:)

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Interests:

Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting

Sports and exercise:

Aerobics, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise

Exercise habits:

Exercise 3-4 times per week

Pets:

I like Dogs

Political views:

Conservative

Sign:

Virgo

College:

I'll tell you later

Favorite Hot Spots:

I'm pretty lame because I can't list a "hot spot" of mine. But I would love to someday go visit Italy. It's actually on my bucket list. :)

Favorite Things:

As far as music goes I love pretty much anything especially the folk-ish type like Ray Lamontagne, Adele, Ingrid Michaelson. I hands down love comedies! Sad to say I tend to be a reality tv junkie. Sad I know! :)

Last Read:

The last thing I read was "The Ultramind Solution". I like anything health related or autobiographies.

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ABOUT...	HER	HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:	5'4" (163cms)	5'6" (168cms) to 6'5" (196cms)
Body type:	About average	About average, Athletic and toned, Stocky
Eyes:	Hazel	Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:	Blonde	Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper

LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:	I'll tell you later	No preference
Drink:	Social Drinker	Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:	Student	No preference
	I do hold a full-time job but that is something I can go more into should anyone want to know.
Income:	I'll tell you later	No preference
Relationship:	Never Married	Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:	Yes, they live at home (1)	Yes, they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, they live away from home, Yes, they live at home
Want kids:	Someday	Definitely, Someday, Not sure
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian	No preference
Faith:	Christian / Other	Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:	English	English
Education:	Bachelors degree	High school, Some college, Bachelors degree

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29 year old woman
Fairview Heights, Illinois, United States

seeking men 25-35

Relationship:

Divorced

Have kids:

Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)

Want kids:

Definitely

Ethnicity:

White / Caucasian

Body type:

Slender

Height:

5'5" (165cms)

Faith:

Christian / Other

Smoke:

No Way

Drink:

Social Drinker

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I'd love to sell you on how great of a person I am by listing my many great achievements, but unfortunately I only have 3714 characters remaining in this text box, and I'm pretty sure my awesomeness can't be fully explored in such a short space. (Not only that, but if you ever meet my father, I'm sure he'll bore you to death by broadcasting my accomplishments while sending creepy "I don't have a gun, but I don't need one for what I'll do to you if you touch my daughter" vibes.) 

Instead, I'm going to go about things a little differently and list every single reason why you should think twice about sending an electronic wink anywhere in my vicinity. That way, I'm relieved of any responsibility should you end up stranded on the side of the road in the middle of Arizona in your boxers with nothing but a moldy grapefruit and a water bottle full of some sort of cloudy, yellowish liquid as a result of contacting me via Match.com. Consider yourself warned...

Firstly, I am extremely impulsive. At first glance, this may seem like a positive, but I assure you that when we've booked our flight and lined up the hotel reservations for our trip to Cancun, you're gonna be a little miffed when I decide at the last minute we'd be better off staying at a dingy hostel somewhere in Europe. Secondly, I'm very ambitious and persuasive. I'm sure you're saying, "Oh, great! A girl who knows what she wants!" Don't kid yourself. This trait is nothing but good, old-fashioned manipulation. 

So, if it's 2 a.m. and I've somehow convinced you that we should go for a run in the middle of a thunderstorm, don't blame me. You're just the victim of a girl who "knows what she wants." Thirdly, I'm extremely complicated. I will most likely at some point tell you one thing but mean something entirely different. Any experienced man knows that this is a very common tactic used with women, and I bask in the fact that I have perfected it. For example, "No, I'm not mad," with eyes averted means, "You're on thin ice," whereas, "No, I'm not mad," with a subtle smile and fleeting eye contact means, "You've hurt my feelings, but I'm too stinking proud to admit it." Of course, "No, I'm not mad," with a vigorous head shake and a short giggle means I'm legitimately not mad. 

It has taken me years to perfect these techniques, and it takes just as long for my counterpart to decipher meanings from them, so please don't beat yourself up if you haven't mastered these by the third date. However, after an adequate training period, if you are still having trouble discerning my intended meaning behind my subtly nuanced answers, you may find yourself in a situation similar to that outlined in paragraph one. Fourthly, I'm extremely honest. 

I know, that's exactly what you want in a girl, right? Well, when we're three dates in and I'm just not feeling a connection, I most assuredly will not sugar-coat my lack of interest. Perhaps a better word to describe this character flaw would be tactlessness; I am sometimes hopelessly tactless. If I think your outfit looks like it belongs on a poodle in a three-ringed circus, I won't hesitate to say so. If I think your mother is the long lost sister of Satan, I will be sure to make my opinion known. On the flip side, if I think you're the greatest thing since aluminum water bottles, I'll be sure to tell you that, too.

 Lastly, I absolutely hate drama. Yet again, this seems like a positive quality on the surface, but upon further inspection.....oh wait...nope, this is all positive. Pretty sure there's no way to spin that in a negative light.

If you're still reading, I assume that means you're still considering messaging me (which means you're either a glutton for punishment or just plain crazy). If that's the case....DO IT ALREADY!!! I'd love to hear from you! Of all the words you might use to describe hanging out with me (i.e., challenging, complicated, frightening, etc.) I assure you that boring isn't one of them!

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Interests:

Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting

Sports and exercise:

Aerobics, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Dancing, Running, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Volleyball

Exercise habits:

Exercise 3-4 times per week

Pets:

I have Dogs, Fish

Political views:

Liberal

Sign:

Taurus

College:

Illinois College, Jacksonville, IL

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ABOUT...	HER	HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:	5'5" (165cms)	5'3" (160cms) to 8'11" (272cms)
Body type:	Slender	Athletic and toned
Eyes:	Blue	Brown, Hazel
Hair:	Dark brown	Black, Dark brown

LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:	No Way	No Way
Drink:	Social Drinker	No preference
Occupation:	Artistic / Creative / Performance	No preference
Income:	I'll tell you later	No preference
Relationship:	Divorced	No preference
Have kids:	Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)	No Answer
Want kids:	Definitely	Definitely, Someday
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian	Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Faith:	Christian / Other	No preference
Languages:	English, German, Spanish	English, Spanish
Education:	Bachelors degree	Bachelors degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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